http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/18/tech/mobile/siri-answers-iphone-4s/
Some of my favs from the article:
Q: Beam me up.
A: OK. Stand still.
Q: Download “Angry Birds.”
A: I can’t download things for you. I’m sorry. I feel terrible about this.
Q: You sound hot, Siri.
A: OK, here’s a place matching “Siri.” It’s a little ways from you. [Map with directions to Siri Thai Cuisine, 60 miles away].
Q: Can you tell me a joke?
A: I don’t really know any good jokes. None, in fact.
Q: Can you tell me a bad joke?
A: Two iPhones walk into a bar … I forget the rest.
Q: I’m bored.
A: I bore you?
Q: I’m sleepy.
A: I hope you’re not driving.
Q: What’s a good place to get drunk around here?
A: I found a number of bars fairly close to you. I’ve sorted them by rating.
Q: Great. Now I have a hangover.
A: I found a number of bars fairly close to you. I’ve sorted them by rating.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Don’t you have anything better to do?
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