Unnamed Consultant #1:
OMG, I quit. I’ll be your babysitter instead.
You can pay me what you pay for daycare as long as I don’t have to write any deliverables, and as long as you don’t ask me to cook you steak for dinner, then come home and tell me you actually wanted salmon.
Or possibly chicken.
You’re not really sure…
So just make all 3.
But still have it done by 5.
And while you’re at it, write a recipe book for all the ways you can cook all 3.
And i want those tomorrow.
But before you do that, I want a briefing on HOW you’re going to write those documents.
You can have some extra time to work on that… You don’t have to have it to me til midnight.
But i won’t read any of the documents til March.
And then i’ll tell you they’re great, but next time you serve me salmon, I’ll say I want it a different way and your documents need to be changed.